




“oh i have a stanley cup” and when did you play professional men’s hockey
ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.
ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week
the start to this year has been so overwhelming for no reason hahahhahahaha (:
nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
me when i’m in genuine agonising distress: i’m so sorry if i’m bothering you with my childish histrionics :/
me when i’m just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
I need everyone to see this picture of a porcupine looking at stingrays in an aquarium
I see a very elegant lady in an interesting black and white outfit, fuchsia belt, looking at the aquarium
rosecutclothing • Café Brauer
Floral Suit for shanemadej and saraerubin’s wedding 🌼 They came to me with the idea of incorporating stars, rain and the state flowers of where they were from and met, so we have the California poppy, Connecticut mountain-laurel and Illinois violet. Thanks SO much for trusting me to make this, it was an absolute honor ! All chainstitch embroidery on deep blue wool. Wedding photos by erinhoytphotography 🌼 #rosecutclothing #chainstitchemboridery #californiapoppy #altweddingsource: [rosecutclothing]
posted Nov 30, 2023
unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice
Lilo and Stitch (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois